The porn industry would benefit from having lessons in efficiency – they take 2 hours to do what I can do in 2 minutes
Sliced Bread
Telling someone with Celiac Disease that they are the best thing since slice bread is not romantic…apparently.
My Love
My love, I want to hold you close, locked in an embrace,
as we dance alone on the moon.
And who’s going to pay for that?, she replies.
And that’s when I realise, why I love her so.
Trapped
Some days I think I’m going to achieve such greatness –
then I eventually realise that it’s just trapped wind.